Saturday, March 15, 2008

The Princess and the Pee

This could end up being the crappiest post we ever come up with. Paisley is our little princess and like all royalty, she's had a natural affinity to the throne. This is all about bragging that our 8-month-old daughter is officially potty trained. Sort of.

Ever since Paisley transitioned from her all breast milk diet to veggies and rice cereal, her diapers have obviously followed suit. Almost immediately, her poops went from old mustard to deer scat. Poor girl. We're always offering her a bottle of water because the evidence makes one think that she's severely dehydrated. The expulsion effort has also increased significantly. We've coined the look as "poop face" and it could very well be the cutest, saddest face ever. It also leaves no doubt as to what's taking place.

Fast forward several weeks later when Brandi was giving Paisley a bath one night. Half way through the experience, Brandi caught glimpse of the face and in an effort to avert disaster and unwanted "rubber duckies" in the tub, scooped Paisley up and sat her on the toilet. Paisley took to it like a pro and pooped in the potty.

Ever since then, she's repeated the trick many times. Not that we're forcing potty training on our infant but given having watched the "poop face" over and over with nothing to show for it, sitting her on the toilet has seemed to help speed up the process. Not that Brandi wouldn't appreciate one more potty-trained member of the family. (Consequently, she's also hoping that Tim will pick up a few pointers in the meantime.) We usually sit her on the potty after meals and before bed and more times than not, she adds a couple p's to the ool. She's gotten so accustomed to her place on the thrown that even when she hasn't given us any squinty-eyed, red-faced indication of having to go, she still produces from both arenas. We've been working with her on a few dinner related baby sign language signals, so maybe if we can teach her the sign for potty we can eliminate the need for diapers all together. If she inherits nothing from us, Princess Paisley will always have her throne.

8 comments:

Laurie said...

THAT was the funniest post I have read in a long time! I almost died laughing when I realized you posted a picture of "pooping face". I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys laughing at my kid's funny face pictures.

That said, I'm also impressed! I can't even fathom what would happen if I put Micah on the toilet.

Dainon. said...

That face ... oh, that face. Classic, crappy post.

Shannon said...

That's fantastic! I don't have any daughters, but me and my sisters were all fully trained and out of diapers by 10 months. Apparently (they say) girls are more eager and cooperative as far as earning their rights to the throne.
I'm completely envious of you two, my two year old and I are doing the potty training thing and even with the bribery of two m&m's per action, it's just not going too rapidly. Perhaps I could send him your way for some lessons?

steph said...

Wow!! I'm impressed, amused, and envious at the same time. Congratulations and good luck teaching Tim to follow suit.

Tonia Conger said...

She's a genius. Remember when she pooped on my during Christmas? That face could have saved the day!
Here is something you'll enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzZkAfOZOCY

Daisy Paige said...

What an entertaining post! I hope Grayson makes a poop face so I can start training him early!

Dainon. said...

My co-worker was pretty sure she was just impersonating George Bush in this pic ... ha.

CaraDee said...

What a crappy post. Just kidding, good luck!